just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
