ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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