People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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