I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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