Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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