he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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