The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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