Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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