you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The air was thick with penises
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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