the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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