you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
soo... how was my night?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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