he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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