i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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