I must be too annoying 4 u.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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