Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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