Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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