I'm drive I can fine osifer
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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