Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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