Who did Billy Mays play for?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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