But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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