laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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