This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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