i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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