I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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