Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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