yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dick very happy bro
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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