school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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