Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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