Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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