I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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