We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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