physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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