ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i wish my penis had a tongue
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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