Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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