I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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