So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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