Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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