The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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