her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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