you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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