Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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