Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You have to summon your inner elephant
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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