Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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