I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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