I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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