ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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