Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just want to make out with him forever
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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