i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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