yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
