You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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