Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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