Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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