At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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