Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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