I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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