I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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