On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
