He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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