Just mADE A PArabola og urine
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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