; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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