Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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