i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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